Pink Magic by USPlabs
Super Anti-Catabolic / Anabolic / Test Stimulator
So Chingón We Had To Make It Pink.
What The &^%!'s In These Pink Pills & How Can I Get More?
Instant Underground Legend. Buzz built so fast tabloids are jealous.
As legend has it, the Pink Magic formula was sitting in CEO Jacob Geissler's office for over a year, untouched & hidden, as it was delivered while he was away on business & was lost in the shuffle...
Once discovered, USPlabs employee & product tester extraordinaire/workout freak Joe Simone was given a bottle and all was forgotten. Remember, dozens, even hundreds of herbs are tested per year with just a select few making the cut...
Then Joe's email hit our inbox - "Ok, you guys need to come clean. What the %^*!'s in these pink pills & how can I get more?" writes Joe "rapid vascularity, balloon-like muscle fullness, awesome recovery, crazy strong & a feeling like no-other. Scale is going up and belt size going down."*
And The Name USPlabs Pink Magic Was Born...
Tests come back with flying colors. PR's dropping like flies. Workout destruction like hammer to glass. Bodies changing. Word spreading.
The ingredients are very rare, we can't possibly make enough. But we have to, we owe it to our customers - how could we ever sit on something this good?
Truth is, we couldn't. So we made as much as we possibly could, but materials were scarce.
Warning: Pink Magic will sell out - fast. It'll be out of stock until more is grown, harvested & packaged. So stock up now, you've been warned.
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